"Make Anyone Your 
Verbal B**ch!"
From: Mark Joyner
Date: Thursday, 11:11am
Location: Phuket, Thailand
      Let's face it, verbal confrontation can be bloodsport. I don't like it. It's ungentlemanly. But when someone "comes at me", I want to make sure I can handle myself. That is why I invented the subtle art of ... 

Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu!

"What are you gonna do about it, Joy-NERD?"

Billy said that to me in front of my whole 5th grade class. 

And I was devastated.

I sat there like a little b**ch and just took it while he verbally thrashed me.  

The whole class laughed as I was on the verge of tears.

I didn't know it back then, but the ability to handle "trash talk", arguments, debates, and banter are essential for social survival.

For years I deluded myself into thinking I was "above" it.  

"I'm a reasonable and rational person. I won't stoop to their level."
That Sounds Good on Paper... 
It will also leave you friendless ...

Once I understood how important it was I started developing a system of "verbal fighting" that I now call Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu.

It's a simple set of rules that, once learned, can make you virtually invincible in almost any verbal confrontation - be it in the boardroom in front of top executives, at a party while having a friendly debate, or in the club engaging trash talk in front of potential lovers.  

It works every time.

And it's so easy to learn, anyone can do it.

Just a few of the things you'll discover in my latest Simpleology Training program Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy are:
  •  5 Tools That Destroy Any Argument (Even if your actually dead wrong!)
  •  The Indefensible Crane Kick of Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu (Use this with compassion - it will devastate your opponent)
  •  The Grand Law of Winning ANY Verbal Confrontation
  • ​How to never run out of fascinating things to say in a conversation (even if you've never read a book in your life)
  • ​How to "chat up" potential lovers and make them instantly and helplessly attracted to you
  • ​The Army Delta Force trick for commanding instant respect the moment you walk into a room
  • ​A drop-dead-simple method to surgically pick apart anyone's argument, no matter how rational or "correct", and drive them bonkers (warning: use with compassion! It's maddening to be on the receiving end of it.)
  • ​How to always stay cool, calm, and collected no matter how heated an argument ever gets
  • ​How to effortlessly get your friends and family to follow your lead
  • ​How to hilariously decimate Internet trolls every time
  • ​And much, much more!

Here's Your Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu
Academy Training Syllabus ...  

When you enroll in Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy TODAY you'll receive 20 video lessons, spread across 5 levels of teaching and 3 phases of training. In each phase you’ll repeat the 5 levels of teaching, but with a deeper level of reinforcement each time.

All of this is made easy for you by simply logging in to your Simpleology account each day, clicking the “Do Today’s Training” button, selecting Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy, and following the instructions provided by ticking off on each action item. Simple.

Let’s take a look at the 5 levels of learning. 

In Level 1, Your Core, you’ll learn how to develop the internal and emotional strength required to be effective in one to one human interaction.

In Level 2, Your Stance, you’ll learn about offensive and defensive stances and when to use each.

In Level 3, The Shield, you’ll learn how to defend yourself in verbal confrontations.

In Level 4, The Gentle Sword, you’ll learn the more subtle but extremely effective techniques of persuasion and negotiation. 

And in Level 5, The Hard Sword, you’ll learn how to handle situations that require a more aggressive approach.

Your Core:
Lesson 1: Emotional Content > Rational Content
Lesson 2: The Levels and Phases of Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy
Lesson 3: How Points are Scored in Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu
Lesson 4: Building Core Strength 1: Embracing Fluidity and Impermanence
Lesson 5: Building Core Strength 2: Owning Your Own Reality / Mind
Lesson 6: Building Core Strength 3: Building Your Self Image

Your Stance:
Lesson 7: A Defensive Stance
Lesson 8: An Offensive Stance
Lesson 9: What's the Point of All This?

The Shield:
Lesson 10: On Fighting with Humanity
Lesson 11: The Linguistic Shield 
Lesson 12: The Emotional Shield

The Gentle Sword
Lesson 13: Active Listening
Lesson 14: Never Running Out of Things to Say 
Lesson 15: Building Instant Rapport 

The Hard Sword:
Lesson 16: Re-Frames - Part 1 
Lesson 17: Re-Frames - Part 2 
Lesson 18: Shifting Focus Onto Your Opponent 
Lesson 19: Tonal Attacks
Lesson 20: Linguistic Kill Shots
In Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy, I'll teach you a way to interact with people, that will almost always give the upper hand.  

I’ll show you ...
  • How to win arguments …
  • How to persuade folks to go along with YOUR plans and ideas … 
  • How to be the master of almost any social interaction … 
  • ​... And much more!

What Would Verbal Invincibility
Be Worth to YOU?

When I was a younger man, I'd have PAID ANYTHING to know these skills!  

Having the confidence, assertiveness and conversational mastery Linguistic Jiu Jitsu has given me, at an earlier age, would have saved me years of heartache, loneliness, and struggle.

That's why I want to get these skills into your hands today for a FRACTION of the cost I should (and soon WILL) be charging.

When Linguistic Jiu-Jitsu Academy is released to the general public its full price will be $297.00.
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You'll get immediate access to a unique training system for making yourself utterly, verbally invincible . If you choose to continue after you trial you'll be charged only $297 $97 one time for lifetime access.
You're Also Getting ...

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  • 10 Skills For Active Listening Checklist 
  • Free Association Exercise Cheat Sheet
  • IDeep Rapport Building Questions List
  • ​Linguistic Shield Cheat Sheet 
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I have 30 days to try it out with no obligation. I can cancel any time. I'll get immediate access to a unique training system for making myself utterly, verbally invincible . If I choose to continue after you trial I'll be charged only $297 $97 one time for lifetime access. 
To Earning Your Verbal and Conversational Black-Belt!

Sincerely,
P.S. : The tools I’m about to teach you are mostly “hacks” if you will, that take advantage of the human tendency to use shortcuts. Since most folks are not even vaguely aware of these things, knowing what you’re about to learn is like having a series of cheat codes for conversation.